AISubs v3.7
Hello, I'm Tetsuya of the screen!
I'm Shibayu of the screen!
I'm Ryo of the screen!
I'm Chaser of the screen!
This guy is really into Isetan, isn't he, Shibayu?
- He actually likes Isetan. - He really likes Isetan, doesn't he?
- He does. - He does.
- Oh, okay. - Sorry about that.
I could have expanded from there, but...
Well, well, well...
Tetsuya, when you're off-screen, your level suddenly drops.
What?!
How low is it dropping?
I think your level 3 is dropping.
Tetsuya, you're strong when you're on screen.
That's...
Then what level are you at?
Let's say level 10.
- You're level 10, right? - Yeah.
Then what level are you at now?
However, even if you tell someone, "When you're off- screen, your level drops by 3,"
they wouldn't know what you're talking about.
For example, your response speed drops by 1 second on average.
Or your volume drops by a few decibels.
If you're like that, you'll know what I'm talking about.
But even if you say your level is dropping, you won't know what I'm talking about.
To describe something with the concept of "level" is...
At first glance, it looks like it's easy to understand, but in reality it's really hard to understand.
It's very difficult to live in this world.
It's a world where it's hard to live in.
- It's a world where it's hard to live in. - It's a world where it's hard to live in.
It's a world where it's hard to live in.
In order for you to live in a world where it's hard to live in, you need to get used to the level.
- That's right. - That's right.
- I'll give you... - I'll give you a level quiz!
The correct answer is...
- 1 point! - Yay!
This time, if you can guess the level with your brains, nothing will change.
If you get it wrong, your level will drop by 1 decibel.
- How old are you now? - 29.
You're originally 29 decibels.
If you get it wrong, your level will drop by 1 decibel.
- Please be careful. - Okay!
Yoshiba has 1 point right now.
- Huh? - Huh?
- Do you have a different point? - No, I don't have a point at all.
- Oh, it has nothing to do with points. - I'll put it aside for now.
- This time, it's going to be tough. - Okay.
- The person whose level has dropped the most... - Okay.
- For the entire year... - Huh?
- That's a long time. - It's long!
In your wallet...
You'll receive a level restriction B-chica!
That's...
You can only use it if you're famous!
- Apart from that... - Okay.
Apart from that, for the entire year...
- Breasts? - Buttocks?
When you're asked...
Is it B-chica?
You have to say it!
- That's a no-no! - You can't ask that for a year!
What is that?!
- So... - Oh!
- We're going to have you move first! - Huh?!
- Oh! - Is it like that?!
- Please follow me! - Okay!
- We've arrived! - Huh?! - It's so small! - Ugh, I hate this place...
- This is it! There's a function called "washlet", and it has 5 levels of water flow. - Oh, it's that bad?!
- Please feel it in your butthole and say the exact level! - Ugh... I don't think I can do this...
- Have you ever washed your butthole in your boss' bathroom? - No.
- For real. - I've washed my butthole with a rubber band.
- The level doesn't change! - No, for real!
- It says "washlet only for buttholes". - What's the order?
- Let's go with this order. - Okay.
- Please come in. - Okay.
- It's already... - Oh!
- It's already set up like this. - Oh, I see.
- Well, then... - Huh? This is so embarrassing!
- There's "normal" and "soft", but we'll go with "normal", so please press the button on the top right.
- Is it 10 seconds?! - 10 seconds!
- So you answer in 1 to 5, right? - That's right!
- If you get hit once, please keep it in your head. - Okay, I'll wash my butthole now!
Ready, switch, on!
- Okay, it's on! - Oh, I see.
- 5, 8, 9... - Stop! Stop it!
- Okay, okay, okay... - Now, blow up your butthole and stand up.
- Just now, water hit Ryo's butthole... - If Ryo's butthole gets wet by that toilet water...
- That's too bad. - I understand! I see!
- First of all, I'll open up all of the wrinkles. - Oh!
- I think it's more sensitive and easier to feel if you open it up. - Oh! This is amazing!
- Here I go! - Okay!
- 8, 9... - Stop! Stop it!
- I didn't know you could play with the toilet this much. - It doesn't blow up.
- It doesn't blow up? - I haven't thought about it in a while.
- Okay, last one! - How are you doing lately?
- Oh, I'm doing fine! Just a little bit of blood coming out, but... - No, no, no...
- Are you ready? - Yes, please!
- Fire! - Oh!
- You're hitting it pretty hard... - Stop!
- Okay, let's go back. - Okay.
- Okay, please write down from level 1 to 5, what level you think it is.
- Are you all pretty confident? - I want to know!
- Have you written it down? - Yes!
- Then, let's say it together! Ready, and... - Oh!
- Level 3! - 3!
- 2! And with that... - I knew it!
- 2 or 3... - I thought 2 or 3 would be good.
- But if it's 2, I think it's a little weaker. - I also think it's about 2 more up there.
- Really? Okay, I'll say the answer! - Okay!
- The answer is...
- 1!
- Nooo!
- Hey! - 1!
- It's because it's fixed.
- It's 1! - It's actually 1, surprisingly.
- I feel like I'm getting "go"ed. - "Go", "go", "go"ed.
- "Go", "go", I want to die.
- Ah, but... It's like it's gotten a little thicker and expanded.
- And with that...
- With that, from level 29 to... If I'm not mistaken, you two are... - Ah! - Level 27! - Yeah! - Shibai has fallen to level 28. - Yes! - Yes! - Second question! - You've solved "mystery, mystery", right? - Yes! - Yes! - There's a lot of things that are simple and difficult. - Yes! - There are five levels on a certain website. - Oh! - Kindergarten, simple, ordinary, difficult, killing demons... - There are these five levels, so I'd like you to guess them. - Oh! - Oh! - You can guess the level! - I can't guess "mystery, mystery"!
- It has nothing to do with guessing levels or grades, but guessing the level is important. - Yeah. - Okay, here we go! - Okay! - The job of 8,989 people in the world... - What is it? - Think about it! - Go ahead!
- Okay, let's go in order. - Okay, Toshin-san!
- Please answer the level of this question. - What is the job of 8,999 people in the world?
- I don't know. It says "baseball player." - What does it say?
- It says "baseball" because it's 8,999. - Oh...
- And the level is... - Difficult. - I see.
- Okay, Ryo-san! - I don't know either. - Okay, Ryo-san!
- Hi, Shihabu! - Oh!
- I didn't know this at all when I thought about it, but...
- The problem is really simple and... - Yeah.
- I thought it would be easy to say it around, so I made it easy. - Okay!
- Okay, last one! - Shibuya-san!
- Well, 8,999 people in the world... - 8,999 people in the world...
- ...are barbershops. - Barbershops...
- Barbershops?! - Have you ever solved a problem for 3 adults?
- Maybe it's kindergarten. - It took me a lot of time to think about it, though.
- The level of this problem is... - Okay!
- "Killing demons." - Whoa! - I knew it!
- Wait, really? - It's difficult!
- I'm glad you have confidence in yourself. - I really didn't know.
- I'll tell you the answer. - Okay.
- 8,999 people in the world... - 8,999 people in the world...
- ...are barbershops. - ...are barbershops.
- So, the job is... - Oh...
- I thought it would be easy... - I thought it would be easy...
- Well, you got it wrong, so... - So, you got it wrong, so...
- Toshishiba's level went down one by one... - Toshishiba's level went down one by one...
- ...and Ryo's level went down three! - Wow!
- Oh, it went up a little. - It went up a little.
- It went down... - Can you say it one more time?
- Oh, "nozo nozo"? - "Nozo nozo"?
- Can you say it like you did just now? - Oh, I can do that!
- I'll say it again in one minute. - Okay!
- Even if you're human, you're in a world country... - Even if you're human, you're in a world country...
- What is "chin" anyway? - Isn't "chin" okay even if it's "chin"?
- What is "chin" anyway? - What is "chin" anyway?
- 5, 4... - Seriously?
- 3, 2... - Eh? What's going on?
- Ah! - It's short!
- Time's up! - I want to die!
- Shibuya-san, please give us the answer! - The answer is kindergarten!
- Maybe it's a question made for kindergarten, but it doesn't make sense for it to say "chin" even if it's "chin".
- It sounds like it would say "kindergarten". - Okay, Fushimi-san.
- I think it's "puchin". - Okay, Ryo-san.
- Kitchen. - Oh!
- What is "chin" anyway? - Isn't "chin" okay even if it's "chin"?
- Can you tell us the answer to this mystery? - Yes.
- The answer is "Alzhenchin"! - Huh?
- Ah, so that's what "country in a world like that" means. - Is "country in a world like that" like that?
- Wait, is this kindergarten? - I think it's kindergarten.
- The level is... normal!
- What's with you? - You don't sound too convinced.
- There's a lot of things I can't accept about mysteries.
- Isn't "chin" okay even if it's "chin"?
- It's 23, 25, and 25 now, right?
- Oh, it's 25 instead of 4.
- Question 3! Here's the next question!
- Smash Bros! - Yes!
- Hmm! - Oh, I see!
- Oh, I get it now!
- When it comes to levels, it's Smash Bros, right?
- When you're fighting against a computer, you can choose levels 1-9 and increase your strength.
- Fight and see what level you're fighting against!
- But... - Ugh...
- Oh! It's Kyona! - Hey, hey!
- You don't have a character!
- Okay, Shibayu-san, you can choose your character here.
- You can go around. - Okay.
- Okay, everyone, close your eyes for a second. - Okay!
- I think we'll go with this for this level.
- Okay, I chose it!
- Okay, only Shibayu-san can see it now! - Okay!
- I'll raise my eyes only. - Okay!
- If you say it, you'll get a hint, right? - Yeah.
- Oh... - Oh...
- It looks nice.
- Yes, it's over! - Oh... - Toshimi-san's eyes are closed. - Yes. - Next, Toshimi-san. - Yes.
- I can't give you a hint, but I'll say it. - Yes.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa!
What? What? Didn't we just lose?
Didn't we just lose?
In terms of reaction.
What? What happened?
He must be strong.
Oh, he's strong.
Oh, the final combo is coming out well.
Oh!
Please close your eyes!
Yes!
Now, please answer the level as a result!
Well, I feel like I can win this.
Well then, let's answer in order.
Ryo-san!
Yes! 8th level!
Well, it doesn't seem like I'm going to lose.
9 is a pretty strong image, isn't it?
I don't think it's weak, 8.
Shibuya-kun!
5!
5 is pretty weak, isn't it?
Maybe.
Right now, my 5-year-old son is playing against Shibuya.
He's playing about 5 or 6.
It's that kind of movement.
Wow, I see.
But, I think you could hear it in my reaction.
Toshimitsu is losing.
That means...
Toshimitsu is going to lose to Shibuya's son.
That's impossible!
Okay, Toshimitsu-san.
This is...
9!
Wow!
He was beaten so badly.
He was properly dodged.
I think he was strong.
He lost!
Even if you use it...
Even if you don't use it...
I'm going to announce the correct answer.
Okay.
Right now, my computer's level is...
6!
Alright!
Don't lose to 6!
Is it that bad?
You're losing to 6?
You're losing to 6.
That means...
This is a big miscalculation!
Ryo, level 21.
Toshimitsu, level 22.
Shibuya, level 24.
That means...
Wow, Shibuya-kun is strong!
He's only 5 years younger than me.
The 4th dish is...
Ta-da!
I thought you'd say, "Yay!"
It's Cocoichi's curry.
It's good!
It's a level!
You can change the spiciness and sweetness.
That's right.
This time, you're going to use both of them at the same time.
How spicy and how sweet will it be?
That's hard!
Spicy is 1 to 10.
And sweet is 1 to 5.
If you don't use both of them at the same time, the level will go down.
Let's eat!
It's delicious!
It's really delicious!
It's fast!
Everyone is fast!
I see!
Then, let's start with the highest level of spiciness!
I think I'm getting used to it now.
Go-ama-hachi-kara!
This was quite sweet.
After that, there was a spiciness called "tsugan"!
But it wasn't the strongest.
So, Hachi-kara and Go-ama.
Then, Toshiyuki-san, let's start!
It's really Hachi-kara and Go-ama.
I think I'm getting used to it now.
Now, Ryo-san!
I think I'm getting used to it now.
It's about 3-ama-go-kara.
First of all, it's not that spicy.
The sweetness is difficult.
But it's not that sweet.
It's about 3-ama-go-kara.
Is it true?
The current level of spiciness is...
Go-kara and Go-ama!
It's Go-ama!
It's that sweet!
Ryo is -2.
Toshiyuki is -3.
It's not that spicy.
It's not spicy!
It's just in the middle!
The final question!
Do you know how to measure smell?
I don't know.
If it's sound, it's decibels.
But smell is...
a limitless level.
Why do you think like that?
We have a chance to measure level.
This time, we'll give you something you want.
You have to measure the level of smell.
If you actually measure it, you'll get minus points.
Isn't it the worst?
I don't know.
By the way, the maximum is...
2,000 points.
What!?
This is what you're going to measure.
Come here.
I'm scared.
Which one do you want?
You'll buy one of them and answer the level.
I'll give you one.
You'll open the other one and put your nose in it.
Excuse me.
Oh, it's over.
Did you fall?
It's over. It's over. It's over.
No, but I found out something.
It stinks.
It's too smelly.
Can I go?
Go ahead.
Excuse me.
It's over.
It's no good.
It's no good, isn't it?
I'll talk about it in the office.
You're getting away.
That's amazing.
What was it like?
Intense.
Now, finally, Shibuya-san.
Oh, my hands smell like shit.
I talked about it. I talked about it.
It's not shit, is it?
Shibuya-san, go ahead.
You can't talk about it.
The second one.
Yes, the second one.
It's cold.
It's cold. It's cold.
Please answer with your smell.
What was it?
It stinks.
I want it to end soon.
Are you ready?
I'm ready. I'm ready.
Now, Shibuya-san, who is the strongest in 2000, go ahead.
One, two...
Eight hundred and sixty-four.
It's quite strong.
Just by opening it a little bit, the smell of material flying around is definitely the strongest element.
Now, Shibuya-san.
I was really surprised.
One thousand eight hundred and sixty-four.
Oh, four.
Four?
That's amazing.
It was amazing.
Now, Ryo-san.
Yes.
One thousand seven hundred and ninety-four.
It's close to death.
It's going to be like this.
I'm lowering it because I think it shouldn't be maxed out as a measurement instrument.
But it's really close and it's a good measurement instrument.
Yes.
Now, this is the smell measurement instrument.
Wow.
Turn it on.
Press it.
I'm ready.
The highest value at the moment you put it in will be the level.
Yes.
Let's go.
Yes.
I'll turn it around.
One, two...
It's a bad sound!
Turn it off! It's a bad sound!
I'll turn it off!
It's time for the results.
I'll announce them!
The results are...
Overleveled!
The smell is higher than the measured level of high concentration that cannot be removed with a certain temperature filter.
So it's more than 2000.
It's a game where you have to draw numbers from 0 to 2000.
You have to draw less than 2000.
I got it!
If we end like this...
I'm sorry, but...
The final question.
I'll ask Shibayu-san directly.
He's eating curry!
Natto...
It was a school training, wasn't it?
Yes, and...
It's a big world, right?
And when you ask a question in a hurry, how does Shibayu-san answer it?
It's normal.
You're in a hurry.
I'm waiting for you!
Do you have natto?
But...
Natto is the best!
You don't have natto!
I got it!
The final question.
Here it is!
It's vinegar!
Can you draw it?
Yes!
I see, I see.
It's strong.
I got it!
The final battle of fate!
I'm not nervous anymore!
Not at all!
Ryogo-san!
1603!
Oh! It's strong!
It's stronger than usual.
It's strong.
I think it's about 5000.
If it's not 5000, it's about 1600.
Shibayu-san!
It's low.
How much is it?
1100!
It's a little higher in the middle.
Yes, it is.
Wow!
1124!
Wow!
What is it?
Ryogo-san, you're away from me!
Then...
Damn it!
Then...
Close your eyes!
Here we go!
Three...
Two...
One...
Like this? Oh! Yes! OK!
So, now...
Male smell level...
Five hundred and eighteen!
It's low!
It shouldn't be like this!
So, the result!
Now...
Shibayu is minus six hundred and six level...
Minus five hundred and eighty-five level!
Toshiitsu is minus five hundred and eighty-two level...
Minus five hundred and sixty-three level!
Ryo is...
Minus one thousand and eighty-five level!
So...
Minus one thousand and sixty-six level!
Ryo is the loser!
LOL!
I'm the loser!
LOL!
I'll cut it!
The level is like this...
It's hard to catch...
So...
Ryo will continue to put level limit "b" card in his wallet...
He will say "b" if he hears "bottom" or "b" if he hears "b"
He will say "b" if he hears "b" or "b" if he hears "b"
Yes!
"Bottom" or "b"?
"b" or "b"?
He is a little sick...
He can call his viewers!
"b" or "b"?
LOL!
That's all for today!
Thank you for watching until the end!